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swamp cat

a girl that thinks shes hot, but in reality she be lookin' like a swamp thang.
This place is full of swamp cats, not a 10 in sight.

Not all the MAC makeup in the world will help that swamp cat.

Shelly should be damn sexy to make up for her nasty attitude, but shes just another swamp cat.
by Farrah Malekzadeh January 2, 2010
mugGet the swamp catmug.

swamp ass

The build up of sweat around tha ass and ball region. Usually the first place you begin to sweat.
It was a hot summer day and James was taking a nap. Dave had just got back from playing basketball and had some major swamp ass, so he decided to share the wealth by giving James a swamp asstache!
by nello April 22, 2006
mugGet the swamp assmug.

swamp donkey

n

1)A very unattractive female.

2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.

3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.

2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.

3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
mugGet the swamp donkeymug.

Swamp of fucktards

A derogatory phrase used to define the largest subset of people within an industry that coalesce the path of least resistance for achievement which dwindles the opportunity and instead of striving for growth & continuing to build upon their success they continue to work harder in a saturated market for much less than the beginning.
Egor was making easy money online when these new tools that made it stupid simple. Now that so many people discovered the opportunity with zero skills everyone is doing it. Those that are driven and motivated have reinvested their earnings and are growing to new sectors but there will always be that swamp of fucktards looking for the easy buck fighting over the crumbs. They'll never expand their business.

You can't just drive around randomly as a Lyft/Uber driver and expect to be #1. Get out of the swamp of fucktards and quit bitching you never get riders. Learn the hot spots in town and build some rapport with daily commuters.
by JonnyHardHop October 17, 2018
mugGet the Swamp of fucktardsmug.

Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck
Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.
by Sydzillah October 25, 2015
mugGet the Swamp noodlemug.

Swamp Salad

When you eat somebody's ass after a hot and sweaty day
After a long and sweaty day, I love nothing more than to receive a swamp salad.
by Dusk32 March 12, 2019
mugGet the Swamp Saladmug.

Huhuh Swamp

A way to use the term sex infront of your parents or other adults.
“Hey John, Didn’t you have Huhuh Swamp with Mia”

Yea man
by ImReallyBored77 November 25, 2021
mugGet the Huhuh Swampmug.

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