swaggers dozen

A numerical amount to describe an abundance of swag.
"Yo how much swag do you got?"
"A swaggers dozen"
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by archie69 May 04, 2015
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sans-swagger

Describes a person without any swagger. Generally refers to someone without swagger that thinks they do.
You should try Axe Sans-Swagger Body Wash.
by thuc March 01, 2011
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Ultimate Swaggers

Someone who holds the most swag known to man
“Bro that outfit is fire, you got ultimate swaggers
by Ultimate Swaggers May 05, 2021
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jock swagger

A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
by ghcalico August 22, 2019
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backyard swagger

To have swagger that excels in a backyard.
Great examples of places where you see people with impressive backyard swagger are at a pool party, a barbecue, wedding reception or anywhere people reside in mobile homes.
Y’all can’t handle this backyard swagger that I have got right here in me.
by Kihlba November 21, 2023
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swashbuckling swagger

Derogatory term; one who seldom swabs the deck, especially a patchee.
Be ye swabbing yon deck or ye be walking the plank, ye swashbuckling swagger!
by YonShield October 29, 2021
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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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