Swag is how you carry yourself, and how you dress without looking like a overdressed hooded nob.
You do NOT have swag if you wear a t shirt with the word on it, nor do you have it if you wear overexposed chinos half way down your arse. you just look like a fucking nob.
oh, and if you go around saying you have swag, then you probably don't. people will instantly recognize if you have swag, they don't need reminding or telling. douche.
You do NOT have swag if you wear a t shirt with the word on it, nor do you have it if you wear overexposed chinos half way down your arse. you just look like a fucking nob.
oh, and if you go around saying you have swag, then you probably don't. people will instantly recognize if you have swag, they don't need reminding or telling. douche.
by Soph.White December 19, 2011
Get the Swagmug. that was a SWAG when I told you that.
by wildwood one April 29, 2009
Get the SWAGmug. oh boy! he had some pretty big swag ;)
by ridhard July 17, 2011
Get the Swagmug. Note - Swag is not to be confused with Schwag (Mexican marijuana as opposed to North American marijuana which typically contains a much higher THC content.)
1. Stolen Without A Gun - in the concert industry this term refers to promotional items distributed normally at a concert to roadies and employees of the concert company (although most concert companies were merged into "SFX Entertainment" from 1997-2000 and later sold off to "Clear Channel Communications" which also owns large majority of U.S. radio stations.) People have made up many other explanations for this acronym, but this is the original meaning according to many people within the music industry.
2. The belongings of Australian bushman which they rolled and carried while traveling by foot.
3. Scientific ass wild guess - This acronym was popular in the 1980's, meaning a highly accurate guess not backed up with scientific evidence.
1. Stolen Without A Gun - in the concert industry this term refers to promotional items distributed normally at a concert to roadies and employees of the concert company (although most concert companies were merged into "SFX Entertainment" from 1997-2000 and later sold off to "Clear Channel Communications" which also owns large majority of U.S. radio stations.) People have made up many other explanations for this acronym, but this is the original meaning according to many people within the music industry.
2. The belongings of Australian bushman which they rolled and carried while traveling by foot.
3. Scientific ass wild guess - This acronym was popular in the 1980's, meaning a highly accurate guess not backed up with scientific evidence.
1. Tonight the promoter gave me this great swag.
2. The Aborigines traveled with their swag.
3. I listened to his swag and it made lots of sense.
2. The Aborigines traveled with their swag.
3. I listened to his swag and it made lots of sense.
by Doug D. Smith December 7, 2006
Get the swagmug. Here is a gay story! swag
I was sitting in my room masterbatin when I hear a knock on the door. My dick was straight as a pole. Please don't be David... I say in my mind. I put on clothes and my boner can be seen thru my pants. Fuck! I shout as I clench my fist. I open the door. It is David. I feel so horny when he is by me... "I see your glad to see me" he says laughing sexy like he always does staring at my boner. I melt at his voice into my ears... "Come in!" I say with a pink face. Damnit Josh act cool! I say to myself. I shut the door behind us. Maybe I can have sex with him! Maybe I can tell him my feelings! I say to my mind. "You have anything to get us drunk bro?" He asks me. My ass cheeks clench together. "Yeah" I say with a shaky voice. I get us some beers. Later we are totally drunk. Beer all over the floor. I can't hold it in. It is to strong. I put my face close to his. I feel his breath in my face. "What the hell man?" He says to me right before I kiss him. My dick gets harder. He relaxes. I reach my tongue all the way to the back of him mouth. We keep doing that to each other. Over and over. Each time I feel my dick getting harder and harder. I rub his back and soon we are both naked, making out, and both have boners. I rub his dick and he rubs mine. I never felt so happy. I grab his ass and rub it's each time going deeper into his ass.
I was sitting in my room masterbatin when I hear a knock on the door. My dick was straight as a pole. Please don't be David... I say in my mind. I put on clothes and my boner can be seen thru my pants. Fuck! I shout as I clench my fist. I open the door. It is David. I feel so horny when he is by me... "I see your glad to see me" he says laughing sexy like he always does staring at my boner. I melt at his voice into my ears... "Come in!" I say with a pink face. Damnit Josh act cool! I say to myself. I shut the door behind us. Maybe I can have sex with him! Maybe I can tell him my feelings! I say to my mind. "You have anything to get us drunk bro?" He asks me. My ass cheeks clench together. "Yeah" I say with a shaky voice. I get us some beers. Later we are totally drunk. Beer all over the floor. I can't hold it in. It is to strong. I put my face close to his. I feel his breath in my face. "What the hell man?" He says to me right before I kiss him. My dick gets harder. He relaxes. I reach my tongue all the way to the back of him mouth. We keep doing that to each other. Over and over. Each time I feel my dick getting harder and harder. I rub his back and soon we are both naked, making out, and both have boners. I rub his dick and he rubs mine. I never felt so happy. I grab his ass and rub it's each time going deeper into his ass.
by Story Writer Girl December 22, 2013
Get the SWAGmug. An ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery: "ribbon-tied swags of flowers".
Secretly We Are Gay
Secretly We Are Gay
by Louis.Selimi February 17, 2013
Get the SWAGmug.