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You can suck my dick

You can suck my dick.
by Me will make t bad be die April 15, 2020
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Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!
(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!
by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008
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Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!

When Ryan Simpson and Bethany MacArthur started dating, Sebastien Coyle started moaning this phrase.
When Seb saw Ryan he screamed, "Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!"
by Oh_Oh_Oh_Oh,Ryan September 11, 2018
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You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone
Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!
by Endr9 February 4, 2020
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Fuck you and suck my dick!

A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.

While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.
"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!

- Fuck you and suck my dick!
by de-pube September 28, 2022
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You suck my dick and I'll suck yours

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"
I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.
by Manix Torres Garcia Alejandro November 15, 2020
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