Something you use to try and crush your step brother’s great grandson in stopped time. Works better if your hair is blond and have been stuck at the bottom of the ocean for a century.
See Dio Brando
See Dio Brando
by A failure and a dissapointment December 11, 2019
Get the Steam Rollermug. A person who says that Stephen Hillenburg (the creator of Spongebob Squarepants) didn't want any spin-offs, and that Nickelodeon is breaking his rules and disrespecting his legacy and his grave
Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg didn't want any spin-offs, Nickelodeon broke his rules
Person 2: Then you're a Steaming Hillenturd
Person 2: Then you're a Steaming Hillenturd
by R33001 December 11, 2021
Get the Steaming Hillenturdmug. Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.
A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."
"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."
"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"
"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."
"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"
"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
by barkin26 May 20, 2013
Get the steaming cupmug. John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate
Rob: that's unfortunate
by Creamed boi October 24, 2019
Get the steamed creamermug. by jynxuome April 14, 2021
Get the steam tablemug. A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money
Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: You're a Steaming Hillenturd for shoving the words in a his mouth
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: You're a Steaming Hillenturd for shoving the words in a his mouth
by R33001 December 12, 2021
Get the Steaming Hillenturdmug. When a person's fart is so hot it causes moisture to accumulate on or around their crack or clothing.
("Your butt steam left a wet spot on your pants"). ("Ay yo I got to go wipe my butt steam cuz my fart was so hot.")
by Carebear85 February 6, 2023
Get the Butt steammug.