by BeezaCM September 12, 2023
Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.
Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.
Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
by twurzz May 15, 2011
Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!
Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)
by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021
A girl who has a relationship with at least one guy for every period she has (including missed ones), yet pretends not to be a hoe.
-Yo, gabby gives more head than a serial street whore, the hell is with this innocent shit?
- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!
-she sucked my dick too!
- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!
-she sucked my dick too!
by Oliver closoff April 27, 2015
to gain so much stealth that you become invisible to the multiverse when you crouch/sneak.
Homer Simpson is a good example of gaining stealth 100, as he gets absorbed by his hedges when he completely disappears, or when franklin steals the yellow car from micheal's son jimmy.
Homer Simpson is a good example of gaining stealth 100, as he gets absorbed by his hedges when he completely disappears, or when franklin steals the yellow car from micheal's son jimmy.
by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024
by Weedteacher December 03, 2017
1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.
by TheEpicN00b August 16, 2011