Starbucks

Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.

Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...

by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018

Starbucked

Throwing a starbucks coffee at an annoying white girls face.

Tina kept on going on about John so I starbucked her.

by Jputt November 6, 2013

Starbucks Screamer

A basic bitch that orders a pumpkin spice latte but is later informed that it’s out of season and starts cursing at the barista.

Karen ordered a pumpkin spice latte in which they did not have so Karen turned into a Starbucks Screamer.

by iGotSnipedInTheFace April 12, 2021

Starbucking

When someone is too good to perform their duties , or to act in a lazy manner .

Ashley needs to stop starbucking or she is getting fired .

by Dean Mack November 27, 2019

Starbucks

Basically Its A Fucking White Girls Crack Shack

Stacy: I NEED FUCKING MOCHA'S
Britany: Lets Go to starbucks then

by Faithful ツ August 14, 2014

Starbucking

The act of oral sex or jacking off early in the morning.

“Yeah Joe I was starbucking it earlier this morning, had to get it out before I went to work.”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 6, 2021

Starbuck

The shipping of Harry Potter characters namely Sirius Orion Black and James Potter. There is a star called Sirius and James Potter's animagus form is a stag.

Person 1: OMG! I SHIP STARBUCK VERY HARD!!!
Person 2: James and Sirius? But in the end James marries Lily right?
Person 1: IDC

by Viscaria December 30, 2018