squished ass

A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.

We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

squishage

The female version of fappage.

verb- the act of a female fingering herself

He: Man i'm going watch some ebony porn tonight and die of fappage.

She: I havent had any in months every night i engage in serious squishage in my room

by Cpl MCizzy October 19, 2012

squishcount

The number of casualties in an accident, terrorist attack, natural disaster or in another catastrophe. The bodycount.

"Dude, did you hear about that freak earthquake today? I'll have to check the news to get an update on the squishcount!"

by UberDoom November 9, 2012

Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013

squibjibbler

One who jibbles squibs.

Look at that squibjibbler jibbling those squibs.

by Morganos December 3, 2013

squibbly wibbly

What the british call their tv remote.

"Hey dear, can you pass me the squibbly wibbly?"

by 187_cop December 19, 2013

Squibb

Similar to 'nice' as in: I've got an A for my test.' 'Nice, man.' it can also be used to cover accidental physical contact as a random action with no real meaning behind it. This is supposed to make the situation less awkward

2: softly hitting someone, then pull through, uttering 'squibb'

A: Man, it's really hot outside. Wanna go grab some ice cream?
B: Squibb.

2: *you get pushed from the side into a friend walking next to you*

" Squibb "

by Delivery God - I bring stuff March 18, 2014