Johnson Squeezie's

The act where multiple males crawl around a sandpit whilst trying to squeeze each others "Johnson's".

Jarred crawled around the sandpit trying to squeeze Shiva's Johnson during a game of Johnson Squeezie's

by Brendan SK Campbell April 7, 2015

Squeeze Piece

someone you aren't dating but you get to occasionally squeeze, in hopes of eventually turning them into a slam piece.

"I'm sleeping with my churchy virgin squeeze piece again tonight, It's just whatever."

by roguepeacock March 8, 2014

squeeze job

The ending to any good hand or blow job.

This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.

by Swag42069 December 8, 2014

squeeze the turkey

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once

Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey

by PeachButt February 12, 2017

Squeeze squaw

It's a red hot mess, confusing streets in an urban area

It's a squeeze squaw way. Don't go that way.

by Cousin eileen October 20, 2017

Squeezese (skwē zēz)

An English dialect spoken by squeezing the hand of your significant other. Easily learned and understood, the discreet, handholding-friendly, syllable-pattern dialect involves a small number of necessary sentences: I love you (*3 squeezes*), I love you more (*3 squeezes … 1 squeeze*), I love you the most (*3 squeezes … 2 squeezes*).

It was the sweetest when my bae told me he loved me in Squeezese (skwē zēz) as we listened the vows at my sister’s wedding.

by M@TheHuman May 13, 2018

Squeeze Toys

Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.

Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018