to sport a semi

To have a partial erection.

Seeing the 19th century woodworking implements caused Ron Swanson to sport a semi in his trousers.

by ChrisHagen April 4, 2016

Sports-Bookers

As opposed to friends who actually use facebook as a social utility, sports-bookers are those facebook friends of yours that treat their profile like it's their own personal sports blog.

I've stopped watching ESPN in lieu of the fact that the Sports-Bookers always keep me updated from my computer.

by Mark7791 April 13, 2011

sports fag

someone who has a drive and passion for sports but also loves their asshole eaten out. most likely a guy, exploring his true sexually .

oh damn did you hear about tyler apparently he loves when a girl eats his ass wow what a sports fag

by passionate77 November 19, 2019

Sports Metal

an alternative (mostly European) name for the musical genre commonly known as Nu Metal, referring to the performers' affinity for athletic wear (hats, jerseys, etc.) and the music's prominence in sports video games and broadcasts.

(European accent) I'm getting really into sports metal. I just discovered this band called Limp Bizkit, have you heard of them?

by realartax August 16, 2023

Shower Sport

1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.

1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.

by britevision December 18, 2011

Sport Stick

Cigarette. usually used while smoking and engaging in some sort of extreme sport. ie. skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing, marathon running

sick man, you just shreded the gnar out of that powder, time for a Sport Stick.

by asd;lfkjio April 16, 2008

underground sport

A sport heard by many, played by few.

Clay: "Hey Dude! I've seen that before...What they doing there?? 7-on-7 throwing that Frisbee around!" Dude Smith: "Oh Dude! That's Ultimate Frisbee...That's one of those Underground Sports! You gotta be a Bad Ass to play that!!"

by Ohsider December 23, 2015