Spongebob

My yellow, sqare nigga who always got my back no matter what the prob is

Me:ey yo spongebob don't tell Patrick I shit my pants
Spongebob: I got you homey *craps pants*
Me: you my nigga

by Ay girl October 23, 2017

Spongebob

A show every teen watches but is too scared to admit it

Joshua: hey bro do you like spongebob?
Autumn: what is that supposed to mean?
Joshua: spongebob is cool and you apparently are lame and unedgy if you don't watch it
Autumn: ok I love spongebob it's the best show ever

by RainbowUnicornSparkles March 27, 2017

Spongebob

Some twat that lives in a tropical fruit under the sea

Question:"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Answer:"Spongebob square pants"

by Daddylonglegs1234 March 17, 2017

SpongeBob

The only reason Nickelodeon is still in business.

SpongeBob is yellow

by Moms spe ghetto February 3, 2018

Impeccable Spongebob

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.

Oh my god, is that impeccable spongebob getting to work LATE?!

by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020

Spongebob

Basically an animation about a sponge and a sea star

James: What was that animation that is about a sponge that can talk
jeremy: It's spongebob idiot

by That guy who is always bored November 21, 2021

mexican spongebob lick

a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina

guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.

by sausagedookie October 11, 2021