nigerian sponge

A nigerian sponge is a term commonly used to define dickheads who think there better than everybody else, but actually are hipacritical douchebags who sit on there ass all day playing call of duty.

Bob is such a nigerian sponge.

nigerian sponge by King dumbass the 4th July 21, 2016

rubber sponge

A person who argues just to argue, someone who "sponges" up arguments just to make others mad.

Kate is being a rubber sponge about the hotel room.

rubber sponge by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

Charming Sponge 

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

Charming Sponge by Thewafflking August 16, 2016

dog sponge 

When you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean

Me: Mom we don't have anything to clean with. I guess I don't have to do it!
Mom: Don't be silly! Use the dog sponge

dog sponge by Bradly3679 July 29, 2017

The Sponge 

An event presenting a person who breaks his leg(s) in various ways (comic or athetic).

Alright you invertebrates I’m gonna teach you how to do the sponge (breaks leg)

The Sponge by Bugleman March 28, 2019

front sponge 

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.

OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.

front sponge by Bosscat71 September 2, 2019

spunky sponge cake

You make a basic vanilla sponge cake but you spunk into the batter and mix it in, It makes it better if you make a cum glaze for the cake

If you make a Spunky sponge cake deliver it too me. It is my favorite

spunky sponge cake by Anneboleynpan1522 September 11, 2020