The spicy saucewagon is a runaway vehicle powered by only the purest and most refined crystals of methamphetamine, Also known as fire. The crystals are packed into the bowl and ignited to form a thick vapor that the conductor then inhales where it fuels an uncontrolled route across town. Usually the Spicy Saucewagon has no clear destination however it does make routine stops to restock its sacks of fire (Superior Crystals). The conductor is the person who at the time is lighting the bowl of crystal fuel and as such decides where the Spicy Saucewagon will travel for the brief time they are behind the wheel.
On rare nights when the crystals are in their most pure and refined forms, you can catch a glimpse of these reckless runaway space cadets as they make their landing on the moon in their Glass rocket called the short bus. In addition, they will make frequent references to the fact both of their parents are medical doctors. Beware however their re-entry can be violent as they pass through the earth's atmosphere and their tempers heat to hundreds of degrees till the effects of the burnt fuel remaining in the bowl are all but smoked out.
On rare nights when the crystals are in their most pure and refined forms, you can catch a glimpse of these reckless runaway space cadets as they make their landing on the moon in their Glass rocket called the short bus. In addition, they will make frequent references to the fact both of their parents are medical doctors. Beware however their re-entry can be violent as they pass through the earth's atmosphere and their tempers heat to hundreds of degrees till the effects of the burnt fuel remaining in the bowl are all but smoked out.
Space Cadet 1: "Wow that sauce is fire!"
Space Cadet 2: "I know, I think its time to blast off!"
Space Cadet 1: "For sure! Light up, MAH TEENAH!"
Space Cadet 2: "To the moon on the short bus and I'm lickin all the windows!"
Space Cadet 1: "All aboard the Spicy Saucewagon!"
Space Cadet 2: "I know, I think its time to blast off!"
Space Cadet 1: "For sure! Light up, MAH TEENAH!"
Space Cadet 2: "To the moon on the short bus and I'm lickin all the windows!"
Space Cadet 1: "All aboard the Spicy Saucewagon!"
by Adameze December 5, 2015
Get the Spicy Saucewagonmug. When you eat KFC Nashville Hot Chicken and forget to wipe your hands off before you jerk off, and the spices from the sauce make your penis red and bumpy and itchy.
by mondaymonday August 19, 2016
Get the Spicy Nashvillemug. When a man of the Jewish faith eats Mexican food 2-3 hours prior to ejaculating on a woman/man's face and causes a burning sensation in the receiver's eyes.
Becky: let's stop at CVS, I need some eye drops.
Lisa: what for?
Becky: I was with Jacob last night and he Spicy Jewed me pretty good. Both eyes this time.
Lisa: ouch! Ok I need a plan B pill anyways.
Lisa: what for?
Becky: I was with Jacob last night and he Spicy Jewed me pretty good. Both eyes this time.
Lisa: ouch! Ok I need a plan B pill anyways.
by Yardee September 14, 2016
Get the Spicy Jewmug. by Swag_Penguin March 21, 2021
Get the Spicy Watermug. by McNaasstty September 24, 2011
Get the hot and spicymug. its spppppiicccyyyyyy
by teddy May 24, 2004
Get the its spicymug. When press secretary Sean Spicer lies or spins to cover up for something stupid Donald Trump did or said.
by Bowling Greenfuckup February 12, 2017
Get the Spicy Dumplingmug.