Las Vegas sober

To abstain from alcohol but still partake in all and any drugs.

Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”

Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”

by oglimekiller March 31, 2025

texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break

Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.

by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024

Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.

Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.

by ayejetski October 19, 2025

California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025

Suck a dick sober

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick

Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober

by PCWS April 23, 2025

Milwaukee sober

A version of "sobriety" when an individual only consumes beer, or beer and a little hard liquor, but refrains from other drug use

Is charlie still getting fucked up on the regular?
Na, he just drinks beer these days. He's Milwaukee sober.

by Dirrtburrnerr February 11, 2025

alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025