cactus snatch

noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.

Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.

by Norah The Explorer September 16, 2009

Snatch

another term for vagina

why does my snatch burn when i pee?

by emosexy101 August 28, 2009

Swollen Snatch

A time at which you must take advantage of the snatch or can also be caused by abuse of the snatch

"After I was finished with Kelly, she was rubbing my semem out of her swollen snatch."

by Formula June 6, 2005

snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.

Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!

by The Captain January 22, 2004

Squaggy Snatch

1.) A vagina which is mushy and soft due to wearing out and softening of vaginal wall muscles from getting past 36 years and 36 men but still has an abundance of free flowing lubricating juices, as soon as it comes in the vicinity of a penis.
2.) A loose pussy which freely flows with the go-go juice.

My sugar mama has a squaggy snatch.

by Shazz Spazz February 5, 2008

snatch booting

the act of booting a snatch, pretty much kicking a female in the go zone. Say it out loud a few times its pretty catchy.

After a few drinks me and the guys went out for some good ol' snatch booting.

If you girls don't back off there's gonna be some snatch booting up in this peace.

by Steve Maksymetz May 9, 2008

Snatch Fluff

• The act of a woman passing wind through her hairy axe wound.

• Another term used for "Pussy Fart"

Also see: "Quiff" , "Cooter Tooter" , "Meat Curtain Beef", "Donkey's Eye Socket After Dinner Mint" , "Beaver Whistle", "Twat Barking" , "Bikini Burger Deer Snorting" , "Box Burp", "Front Fanny Beep" , "Poontang Acoustics" , "Birth Cannon Belching" , "Bearded Clam Beat Boxing".

Guy 1: " Dude I was totally going down on this chick last night and out of nowhere she "Snatch Fluffed" right in my face!"

Guy 2: "Man that's nothing. My wife and I fell asleep in the 69 position and she woke me up with an outrageous Front Fanny Beep!"

by PistFumpers December 3, 2011