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Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast
you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman
by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017
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Simeon

Simeon is a person that cares for what people think about him and he or she hates when other people hate them and when something bad like drama starts he will be there when u need him/her but when it’s facing them they conceil themselves away from it and try to wait for it to end, most of the time he/she have crushes on Sagittarius’ and and people who care for themselves but sometimes
by IlikeuNatalie June 6, 2018
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simon berry

THE RICARDO MILOS LOOK ALIKE *Licks* *Slurps*
*OMG SIMON IS SO HAWT* Is that Ricardo Milos?

Simon Berry Is a nice guy he would do his work during class but uring gym he would become a tryhard
by Mr. Slurp April 26, 2019
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Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “
I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.
by Pheecees August 4, 2022
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bart simson sad profile picture

a fake sad person that just wants attention
I have a bart simson sad profile picture so I broken.
by not_sh4dow_06 February 17, 2021
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Simon Trepanier

Simon Trepanier is the absolute perfect man amoung men. Typically a french man. He is very kind hearted and genuwine. He is the type of man you can spend the rest of your life with and never get bored . Someone so incredibly easy on the eyes, that you never want to turn away. Brillient and sexy
I am in love with Simon Trepanier
by OntarianGold August 29, 2010
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Simon says

for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.
I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.
by Julia's Gay friend May 13, 2005
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