jay / shawn

a man who does go afk just to jock

jay / shawn says "afk"

by JAYJOCKAFOKA September 1, 2023

Shawns

A polysemy. A day to support the elderly. Any day can be shawns day.

"Where's my shawns at?"
*gets handed their phone.*

by Dyllyrobby September 2, 2023

Shawn

Grandpa Nap King. Loves gentlemen pussies, pangolins, and Price Is Right, and abhors folding laundry. Spiritually decades older than his age on paper.

Don't fuck with a Shawn who hasn't gotten his afternoon nap.

by muffyc September 18, 2023

Shawn

Can have anger issues and if you around him for a long period of time, he is the most coolest person alive

Shawn was so cool earlier.

by Lilshawn_ November 21, 2021

Shawn

Common misspelling of Sean

“My names not Sean, it’s Shawn!” - a scorned Shawn

by QueenSh*t November 25, 2021

Shawn Welch

Who is he

Who is Shawn Welch I've never heard of him before

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Shawn Brown

A skinny insecure Star Wars nerd who’s goal in life is to be as soft and lazy as humanly possible. Typically Shawn Brown’s use things as their grandmothers being in the hospital so they can skip plans they made a month in advance.

“Who’s that rat fuck walking with his hands in his pockets and greasy hair coming out of the hood of the same Flannel he wears everyday”

“Oh that’s just a Shawn Brown”

by Greasy fuck January 22, 2020