Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.

Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.

by Meltör September 1, 2019

swerving and serving

A phrase used to show that one is able to drive to a location and sell drugs to a potential customer

"What you need? Im swerving and serving"

by 256' youngin December 6, 2017

Selling Queer Giraffes

When someone tells you a lie and you refuse to believe what is being said or want to call them out in an awesome way.

Guy 1 : yeah we are leaving right now!
Guy 2 : I think your selling Queer Giraffes man.

by Gorilla123 September 27, 2009

selling sugar

1. Portraying a situation better than it actually is; telling sweet lies.

2. To sweet-talk a person into doing or believing something.

No matter how bad things got, he'd always be selling sugar, making you believe he was perfectly all right.

by sibba November 24, 2010

Sealing

The act of ejaculating between each page of a book over a period of months; such that when you have reached the back cover, the book is sealed shut and its secrets forever secured.

Great Great Grandpa Jack spent half a year sealing the family bible back in ought-twelve. We wish he hadn't.

by Gutbang November 16, 2011

Serving cunt

Saying something is amazing or fantastic. Used similarly as saying someone or something is sexy mostly just used for women e.g joy, seulgi, jennie, boa, chungha, hyuna, ningning

Hyuna is serving cunt in this photoshoot

by Qwertgsla December 1, 2022

Sermin

A person who is vegan

Sermin is a person who eats grass and stuff from the garden

by heyduhvaso June 15, 2016