Scooter

A scooter is someone who is very clueless and retarded and doesn’t ever get what anyone says. That is also why you probably looked up this definition.

Person 1:
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:

“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*

by athena ascending June 9, 2020

Scooter

A cute preppy cheap girl who wants a man.

That pretty scooter just wants you, take her.

by Safaribro August 24, 2023

E scooter

When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always

man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"

by Luvs2spewge February 23, 2022

Pulling a Scooter

When you disband the premades after winning 1 out of 3 games.

Jamesb was caught pulling a scooter after winning a 3-0 game against Mangogay.

by Lunanora March 17, 2019

Scooter

A precious wholesome babbeyy who is married to spirit . She is an amazing artist and is cute as heck. Scooter takes inspiration from artists like lavendertowne. Spirit loves her more than life itself. They were married by owo on discord on April Sunday night of the 12th. Their official wedding will be in the server Scooter's Vibe Squad. Just remember Scooter is cute as heck and is adorable, and is an art god. Also she is spirit's so back off.

A convo between Scooter and Spirit
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Spirit: ily
Scooter: ilytt
Spirit: ilym
Scooter: 😳💕❤♥💘💗💞💖💗💗💖💖💞💘❤💕

by milki3 April 14, 2020

Scooter

Something you ride that makes no sense.

Go commit scooter ankle

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018