A dumbass. Showers once a week, doesn't wash his face, doesn't brush his teeth, and falls in love with every person with a vagina but never gets any. Every girl has the same reaction as the Gif.
by NEw Moon June 16, 2018
Get the Sami mug.Olde English word meaning " With Sam ,Balls will emit fish aroma. " Also :slang for transvestite in final stages of transition ,yet still undecided. Example: "That there samfisher ? Almost looks like a man,kinda?"
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Get the salvito mug.Female. Lifelong nickname of a Samantha who goes by Sami.
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• Lover of Knowledge - Epistemophilic
• Kitty Mama
• Cinephile
• Fairy
• Plagued with Empathy
• BK Original, PA-Burger Transplant
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• She’s more than the hand she was dealt.
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• Lover of Knowledge - Epistemophilic
• Kitty Mama
• Cinephile
• Fairy
• Plagued with Empathy
• BK Original, PA-Burger Transplant
. * . * . and most importantly . * . * .
• She’s more than the hand she was dealt.
(Person 1): “Do you think anyone will ever listen to the fantastic advice SamiCakes gives?”
(Person 2): “Maybe one day. But SamiCakes will always give it, no matter what because that’s SamiCakes’ do - They give everything of themselves in the hopes it might help; she just wants to help.”
(Person 2): “Maybe one day. But SamiCakes will always give it, no matter what because that’s SamiCakes’ do - They give everything of themselves in the hopes it might help; she just wants to help.”
by SamiCakes February 25, 2019
Get the SamiCakes mug.Someone who thinks they're bad but really they got violated by every mother fucker they see. They also copy jokes from everyone because they're wet bitches. They got the tiniest dick because they think that they're cool and strong just because they lifted a weight
"Not gonna lie yeah your such a Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"
by Sjishfjai April 29, 2019
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I love Sami
by Brendan the Musturd October 30, 2019
Get the Sami mug.Customer: "Hello is this the Krusty Krab?"
Patrick: "No this is Patrick!!"
Spongebob: "The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!"
Patrick: "No this is Patrick!!"
Spongebob: "The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!"
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spngebob squarepants!
Or you could say
Who lives in bikinibottom? Samaiya Ixzara!!
Or you could say
Who lives in bikinibottom? Samaiya Ixzara!!
by Jaydyn cassi December 5, 2019
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