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Rolling Stones 

The great rock band that started the Hard Rock genere, which was sucsessed by Led Zeppelin. Other bands were equally amazing like Queen, AC DC, Metallica, Styx, Aerosmith, and of course Guns and Roses. By the late 1980s the Hard Rock Genere starts to die down after Nirvana happened. Now there is the crappier alternetive, pop and rap generes. What is this world coming to? First Hard Rock got rid of disco and this how u repay us? Hard Rock shall live on for generations to come"
"Hard Rock is the best music ever! If you disagree, then may the Hand of God strike you down! He invented The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Metallica, AC DC, Styx, Aerosmith, and Guns and Roses"

rolling rock

The most delectable beer you'll find in a convenience store. It comes in a soothing green glass bottle and is one of the only beers in existence that actually tastes *better* in conjuction with cigarette smoking.
Rolling Rock is truly the cat's meow. I want to pay to have Old Latrobe relocated to my backyard.
rolling rock by Jonathan H. September 20, 2005

Rolling Stone 

A magazine that was once about music and (politically correct left-wing) politics, but is now little more than a periodical of adult fan fiction for music journalists who have a crush on reactionary crybaby and sometimes rapper Kanye West.

When they're not depicting him as Jesus, they're calling him a genius who is operating on a completely different level to us Philistines who don't happen to believe that the US Government created the AIDS virus.
I just picked up the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, but all it is was a bunch of nude drawings of Kanye West. It did come with a free magnifying glass, though.
Rolling Stone by Peter_File_1969 December 15, 2011

Rolling Harpoon 

Start with a naked man and a naked woman. Stuff the woman in a trash can place a lid on top. Proceed to cut a hole where her cooter would be and then give it a good push down the hill. Quickly take off after buck naked in your roller blades and try to aim your raging boner into the hole that was previously cut. NO HANDS ALLOWED. *success is very difficult and your penis may be severed.
Man! I totally pulled the rolling harpoon on your mom in the park yesterday afternoon.
Rolling Harpoon by boobahaha December 10, 2006

tenorial rolling on the ground 

A director's device to add drama to an opera. Particularly useful in death scenes. Perfected by Plácido Domingo; Rolando Villazón is an expert. Test of how good a tenor really is.

First found on blogs and usenet, it is now used by the mainstream media.
This opera contained the requisite amount of tenorial rolling on the ground and furniture abuse

- paraphrase from San Francisco Chronicle

Mary Rollins 

a gorgeous girl that tends to be fun, outgoing, and full of energy. she lights up the room she walks into! she is CrEaTiVe :) , could be anyone's best friend, and has great style. a mary rollins loves to laugh, is a great massager, and is just an all around lovable, gorgeous amazingg person. she makes everyone's heart twinkle, and is a sexy chickk. she is gorgeous inside&out. i absolutely LOVE mary rollins <3 xoxo akjbsdk;fz.xhbgljml :]