roadgarita

Margarita that you drink on the road, out of a red Solo cup.

It's okay officer, I didn't mean to miss the stop sign, I was reaching over for my roadgarita.

by CoJo Jones May 16, 2012

Road Sludge

When you have explosive, chunky diarrhea, you shit your pants in your car.

Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.

by wamboozled October 9, 2014

road willy

One who gets a blow job while driving.

I asked her to give me a road Willy!

by Cliffs October 16, 2017

road ramen

When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.

"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.

"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."

by Mosquito Bandito July 25, 2019

Road chow

When a male goes down on a female while driving.

I made Matt road chow me on my way to family dinner, had his face looking like a glazed doughnut once we arrived.

by Work trailer October 2, 2019

roadblox

Another word for ‘roblox’. Is used when your close friend wants to playroblox with you but knows you will say no so says it in a different way.

You: “Hey biff, wanna play roblox?”
Your close friend: “Nah”
You: “hey biff, wanna play roadblox?”
Your close friend: “Yeah sure”

by ur.mom/is\BOOTYFUL May 10, 2020

Road Buzzard

Someone who, upon seeing an item on the side of the road, stops their car and picks up said item to keep it as their own.

Child 1: "Why does your dad keep picking up tools he finds on the side of the road?"
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."

by babyudon December 22, 2020