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Pulling a Johnson

Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.

Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!
by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021
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Pulling a Morata

“Pulling a Morata” typically refers to a person that ghosts during prolonged conversation, or forgets to respond. These people usually do not have evil intent, rather poor memory in relation to responding via text message.
Oh dear, was he pulling a morata again?

Haha I caught him pulling a morata again.
by Dostoevsky123 July 5, 2021
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Pulling a Skye

When you like more than one person at a time.
Person 1: "So, who do you like?"

Person 2: "Oh boy, it's a long list. I'm pulling a Skye."
by reverseblackhole May 4, 2010
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to pull a evan on it

When you go to your friends house and you wont go home
oh nooo i have no spin home can i stay at yours? thats a evan

to pull a evan on it
by hahahahaha man October 21, 2010
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Pulling a Sarah

When you smoothly and nonchalantly peace out of family activities while on vacation and do your own thing.
Alison: “is Sarah coming to the beach?”
Sarah’s husband: “yeah where is Sarah. Be nice to have some helping watching our group of five little ones.”
Alison’s husband: “She’s pulling a Sarah. She went for a run and is probably sitting on the deck and having a gin and tonic.”
by Eric Reuth July 3, 2022
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Pulling a Jeff

Calling in to work sick for no reason at all.
I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.

I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.
by TattooYoo November 16, 2014
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Pulling a Woody

When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.
Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.
by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016
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