by Real_GAYmer_Realy April 28, 2022
by JDC June 08, 2005
When a person repeatedly avoids answering a question by changing the subject or rambling on with an incoherent anecdote.
by Mouf Breathah November 17, 2008
by Burn813 November 21, 2013
When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
by meme man 696969 November 09, 2018
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 12, 2011
What someone will tell you when they are throwing a party in the pent house, meaning you have to press the elevator button 'up' to party.
by milli00 April 06, 2009