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parasigmatism

parasigmatism is the inability to pronounce the sound of s with some other sound (as of f) being usually substituted for it.
Sigmatism and parasigmatism and paralambdacism are strongly marked.” — The Mind of a Child” part ll by W. Preyer
by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 30, 2019
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Paraventure

An extremely boring and poorly constructed paragraph about a personal adventure. Often peppered with internet acronyms such as "LOL" in an effort to raise the interest levels from absolute zero to just above.

A badly thought through personal bloggers paragraph about their latest "adventure". Often so boring as to appear only 2-3 times after telling everyone they've started a personal blog then to disappear into the void following a complete lack of interest from peers and friends. In some cases paraventures can lead to premature death from loneliness or worse, facebook defriending and social network rejection or "hiding" by peers.

Paraventure's are typically about as mentally stimulating as the feeling in ones legs after the spinal chord has been severed just above the waistline.
Day 1: Today I started my blog!! Yay!! Aren't cat's great ?

Day 2: Put away my socks after too on in the dryer. Urgh! Static made it slightly harder to fold them properly. Mum helped me out tho but its a bit embarrassing that I still live at home LOL! Note to self: must get a job and move out! LOL!

Day 3: Can't think of anything interesting so I'll just post a link to something out of a newpaper about cat food and the latest hollywood pet trend about newts. LOL !

Day 4: Here's a picture of a kitten I found. Isn't it cute!

Day 5: Blog hits are doing down. Thinking of starting another one. Any ideas ? LOL ? Anyone ?

Day 6: Noticed I've been defriended by most of my facebook chums. Urgh! LOL!!

Day 17: This is John's mum. He hasn't been around for days. If anyone knows his whereabouts please comment here.

Day 45: This is John's mum again. Did John have any friends or tell anyone he was going away ? We're really worried!! What does LOL mean ?

Day 56: FS! Jailbroken Iphone 4 Only $25.69 see www.tinyurl.ccc/28h3h/zeus/hack! FREE STUFF! LIMITED OFFER!

Day 2405: This blog has been terminated due to redirections to malicious malware sites.

The flip side: the rest of society:

Paraventure's are great aren't they? It keeps the bores off the street and out of the pubs as they cook up their next mind numbing paraventure. Keep wifi out of pubs campaign 2011: no proto-novellists, bloggers, or people who dont want to converse in person thank you. Anyone fancy a pint ?
by Dr Reason March 5, 2011
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peddles of paradise

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my salty johnnson bar.
by DTRAIN March 28, 2005
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Paradis

A town in Louisiana, that has the best fire department in the parish. Often mistaken to be paradise but its spelled paradise without the e and the s is silent.
Atttention Paradis Volunteer Fire Department, please respond to an fully engulfed structure fire at ### Paradis St. in Paradis.
by pvfd632 October 7, 2008
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paradise valley

Technically another one of the many suburb towns of Phoenix, but often considered just a part of Scottsdale. You know you're in Scottsdale Scottsdale and not Paradise Valley Scottsdale when 90% of the people around you are wearing Abercrombie and it costs $31 for Unplugged In New York.
The Confusion:

I have a Scottsdale mailing address. I go to the Paradise Valley school district. The Paradise Valley Mall has Phoenix mailing addresses.
by Cody K September 1, 2005
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parkville

Inner suburb in the North of Melbourne, surrounded by North Melbourne, Carlton and Brunswick. Best known for the University of Melbourne, located near the border of Parkville and Carlton, and the Optus Oval.
I'm enrolling at Melbourne Uni, Parkville Campus.
by Jani K September 30, 2005
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parasite

A borderline obsessive compulsive fan of Paris Hilton
You bought how many copies of The Simple Life DVD? Girl, shoot, you're such a <b>par</b>asite.
by weasley June 29, 2004
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