Eating Oysters

giving somebody head in the ocean till ejaculation. Do not with citrus!

Last vacation in La Martinique I ate Oysters with Kuhmai in the night. I had Sand anywhere.<<
I was eating Oysters on Malta and got flown away by the shore.

by Ozymandijan October 19, 2025

Oyster Moisture

Pussy juice.

The puss puss makes oyster moisture.

by Tiger Diesel July 14, 2022

Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
I'm

by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

oyster south

Two men spooning with the little spoon tucked in a ball like a pearl with his butt getting slightly penetrated

Them two were oyster south all night

by Dawg6892 March 21, 2025

Oystering

The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.

"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"

"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"

by Smellslikesean May 24, 2022

Oyster

When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.

I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.

by weFew September 8, 2020

Dutch Oyster

An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.

“Dude I gave Sophie a Dutch oyster last night! That smell stayed in the room for like 6 hours!”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024