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Archive of our own

A fanfiction website, where the mods censor you for even speaking about palestine, yet allow roblox child rape fanfictions. Genuinely one of the most demented websites on this planet
Guy 1: Watcha reading?
Guy 2: Oh i'm reading 007n7 raping Coolkidd on Archive of our own
Guy 1:Can you blow your shit CLEAN OFF.
by pedophile ENDER August 13, 2025
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A situation where ChatGPT singles you out and refuses your request (e.g., to send a photo of a squeaky toy), even though the same content seems accessible elsewhere, effectively telling you to FRICK off.
Jane: *uploads a photo of a squeaker* How can I put this squeaker in my inflatable dress?
ChatGPT: You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.
by BENO?! August 21, 2025
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This is what you call it when you’re really good friends with someone that their kid and yours end up having a great relationship and get married.
“Hey Blake have you met my friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law. He’s the father of little Bettie, my sons wife.”
by Sxizid February 1, 2026
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This is what you call it when you and your friend have children of ur own and they end up getting married.
“Hey have you met my Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law, Blake? He’s the father of Stacy whose the wife of my son Adam. We were and are great best friends
by Sxizid February 1, 2026
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Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) is a website used mostly by extremely obese virgins who touch their nephew's penis.
Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) Users: The people you wouldn't want around your kids.

The Ao3 user stands leering outside of the school district whilst touching themselves to the children, but they can't stand for too long or their joints will give up under their crushing weight. When the Ao3 user eventually gets arrested for possessing child porn in their hard drive, the police officer must use multiple hand-cuffs cuffed together like a chain because 1 won't fit around the Ao3 user's obese frame.
by Valk88 December 2, 2025
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we are like the blood in our veins

“We are like the blood in our veins, we must flow without ever stopping, we must keep the oxygen moving so that the mind can function at peak efficiency

-said by the one and only kuroo😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
“We are like the blood in our veins, we must flow without ever stopping, we must keep the oxygen moving so that the mind can function at peak efficiency

Yes daddy 💞💞💞💞”
by Kenmassidehoe July 7, 2021
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there's a spy in our midst

when there is an enemy spy in the base
engineer:there's a spy in our midst
pyro:*arson intensifies*
by raybeez February 11, 2022
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