bro dock

The act of taking a shit on a dude while he's passed out. Drawing dicks on people's faces who pass out is old. Dry dock on them instead!

I just bro docked Ryan! That's what he gets for passing out, a huge steaming pile on his head.

by acrophobia94 August 11, 2009

docking austin

this act is performed while docking. one man lies on his back while the other straddles him, faces reverse cowgirl and touches penis's. upon ejaculation the top man shits on the others chest.

we were docking and it was going great....untill he gave me a docking austin

by asscannon February 02, 2011

dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.

joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.

by jeff February 24, 2003

space docking

The theory behind space docking stems from the act of excreting whilst weightless in space. Once free of the Earths gravitational field it is required that in order to poo without creating a terrible mess and upsetting your fellow astronauts a simple method of cellophane is used in order to capture the poo. This poo is then jettisoned into space...naturally at such low temperatures of deep space the poo in fact freezes. Space docking refers to excreting in cellophane, freezing the turd over night and then using it to provide anal pleasure to whomever requests to be space docked.

No known examples of space docking. Not many people admit to performing the act.

by Docker July 30, 2006

whiskey dock

A man wishing his cock would grow despite of him have whiskey dick from drinking too much

"He totally couldn't perform, he had a case of whiskey dock"

man crying in the background repeating over and over- Hickory, Dickory, Dock, I wish I had a hard cock

by roxyglr3420 July 19, 2011

Cock Dock

A place where a man parks his cock during a tropical storm and slides his foreskin onto another penis and they spin in cirlces.

The Cock Dock was full during 3rd hour

by BarryMcCocknher November 05, 2019

Docking Headquarters

The headquarters for which docking (see: docking) occurs. It is impossible to pull off docking without one docking headquarters. Usually a man with an uncircumcised penis, aka anteater, such as Desh and Shivam.

Person 1: Where is Joe and Bob?

Person 2: I don't know probable somewhere docking.
Person 1: They can't be docking without docking headquarters.

by Merrman October 07, 2011