is a fuckboi. secretly gay (but its ok bc we love the gays). has had a pimply face in the past (altho we hear its cleared up - yay!). wears really bad shirts like all the time (there's a gross purple one). literally FUCK u craig. his voice is TOO much - like please shut the fuk up craig. that's it. but we don't hate u. swear.
by jdflakjdflka May 20, 2016
Kind, nice, caring, loud, wont take no as an answer, very clean, married, 2 daughters,1 son, 1 step-son, a loving wife with beauty that meeets no other, average height, a little over-weight, around 40-50 years old with a family thar will love him forever more.
I love you daddy
Craig Helms
Craig Helms
by love my dad forever March 23, 2011
Great person with a lovely personality.will be very successful in life .has an amazing left foot but a ahit right foot.hes quite a handsome male
by Ayeeeeeeeeeeee11234466 April 14, 2014
by terribletwos February 25, 2009
A choady guy with a choad and a square body and his breath smells like farts. Also when talking in first person refers to self as C-Nasty.FAG
by yyuggfytufcyidcytcvvb November 10, 2010
by Scottish Cunt December 02, 2018
Craig Thompson is spiraling down the drain
by TheTruthTeller151 December 12, 2019