October 26

National give your crush a flower day

person 1: here's a flower
person 2: why
person 1: it's October 26th
person 2: oooooooh

by s u c c u l e n t October 21, 2019

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October 16

Kiss your crush day
Slap ass

Ask out crush

Do all above

Lulu “ hey it’s October 16 you know what that means

by @luluxplr tic Tok October 14, 2019

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october 1

The day of the most beautiful girl in the whole world and universe.

Connor: You know what October 1 means? The birthday of my beautiful daughter, Sky!

by connor adler April 18, 2019

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National Drink Dish Soap Day. Traditionally celebrated by consuming dish soap, but shampoo can be substituted in certain circumstances. Original Palmolive® brand dish soap is a fan favorite, but other brands and flavors aren't uncommon.

Jeremy: Jade, what are you doing with that bottle of Palmolive® AntiBacterial Orange Scented Dish Soap?
Jade: Buddy, it's October 2.
Jeremy: Damn, I forgot that was today. Luckily I always keep a bottle of Dawn® Ultra Dish Soap in my car.
Walter: I already finished my whole bottle of Ultra AJAX® Super Degreaser Lemon Scented Dish Soap earlier today. I'll be shitting bubbles for weeks.

by strawbatom October 18, 2019

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