arse sandwich

What you accuse someone with shitty morning breath of having just eaten.

Mate, you smell like you just ate an arse sandwich!

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Slight of Arse

Much the same as Crop Dusting and a similar action to slight of hand. The art of Slight of Arse is perfected once the person can deliver without being detected whilst in almost any situation, the idea being to leave a stench whilst using evasive, distracting or sound deadening techniques.

This guy is a master of slight of arse!

by DmgB September 14, 2007

arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch September 7, 2005

Arse Stoat

For when you absolutely have to savage that fucktard beyond all recognition for pissing you off so monumentally mere words are not sufficient....To be used with caution...arse stoats are vicious and liable to turn even on their owners without warning

Dear god.....which part of the sentance fuck off and die are you struggling to understand....thats it...release the arse stoat.....

by nre1975 March 12, 2011

arse covids

Its the illness Robbo gets when everyone else is getting the oridinary Covid.

Oh fuck I wish this arse covids would go, that's the ninth shit I've had today.

by Corporate_guy July 19, 2020

Dry arse

Someone who gets offended at a joke for no reason

"Mate sahra is such a dry arse"
"I know all you did was call her a puff"

by Biggingie September 5, 2020

Arse mask

Smeared shit across the face, giving the appearance of a mask.

He had forgotten it was Halloween. The shops were shut, so he had to apply an arse mask.

by Zonal K September 29, 2019