Nolan

people named Nolan are some of the most perfect people you could ever meet. they are an angel and people swear that they came from heaven because of how perfect they are. if you have a Nolan in your life then you’re really lucky because you will never find anyone else like them. they are one of the most perfect angels anybody could ever ask for. i love you <3

Person 1: “Nolan is so perfect!”
Person 2: “I know right they are an angel.”

by Nola :) August 31, 2021

Nolan Hestor

A tall man with a wide asshole who can’t poop

“I have to poop so bad dude.”
“At least you’re not Nolan Hestor, he can’t poop at all.”

by The large Lebowski June 1, 2019

Nolan from mr beast

Nolan from mr beast is a great guy!! but he has caused some beef between me and innitfx 😒

Them: "Hey do u know nolan from mr beast?"

me: "Yeah that person innitfx always edits?"

them: "yup, did u know he caused tubbsuit and innitfx to have beef?"

me:"oh wow"

by Tubbsuit October 7, 2021

Nolan Cleavlage

a fucking sped

Nolan Cleavlage says the word penis to get others attention

by imapeanut22 October 13, 2019

nolan

A half sender.

Wow, Nolan’s such a bitchass potato looking half sender

by Summer h :) May 11, 2018

Nolan

A sexy guy that has a very big penis and is a daredevil he also likes to scooter and he has blonde hair and blue eyes that catch girls on the spot a Nolan is a god that is stronger than zues

A Nolan has a big dick

by Keegan3690 January 21, 2019

Nolan

A straight-up rapist. He is kinda funny but very creepy sometimes.. Bet he looks up rapist memes... At least he is funny and a nice friend to hand around with! If you ever see him, slap him on the back, a nice welcoming.

Nolan: Hi guys, school again.
Me: EVERYBODY RUNN, HIDE, EWWWWWWWW!!

by anonymous midnight November 24, 2019