Social Mugging

A regular mugging will rob you of your possessions. Money, your watch, a phone maybe. A social mugging will rob you of something far more precious. Your time. The standard interaction for people you don't know very well (or don't really like) is to simply say "Morning" and they reply with "Morning". We all know this. You can even try the throwaway "How's it going?" BUT BE WARNED. Some people will see this as a conversational opener and will then proceed to tell you their life story. Walking away will not help at this point, nor will pretending to be otherwise engaged in other tasks. Like a well trained limpet they will stick like glue until they have robbed you of your time, and most of your soul. Leaving you shaken, upset and worried for all future outings.

Husband: Hey honey, you ok? You like hell! You only went out for bread 2 hours ago??
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!

by Obi Jon Kenobi September 4, 2018

Mug Shot

A shot of rum, whiskey, or any other spirit of choice mixed with Mug Root Beer.

(Person 1): Hey, let’s take a Mug Shot!
(Person 2): No.

by Mr. Blue Steel February 1, 2023

crunk mug

A Large decorated mug from which one drinks alcoholic beverages from.

" I aint had no purple drank fo ma crunk mug"

by Geewillies May 1, 2008

mugged off

When someone disrespects you, and causes offence by insulting you, how you act, or your style. sometimes when your posesions are mugged off. Can result in you cutting them first if mugged off infront of ones pals. (being mugged off infront of your pals is 10 times as bad, as it makes you look like a mug)

for reference watch football factory.

"yo bruv, your wheels aint fly"
"hey jason, you failed at life"
or when your at a party and you get mugged off and then mark wont answer if hes mugging you off

by wizzard master April 10, 2006

________'s Mug

Since Urban Dictionary now sells mugs, why not personalize them? You can write your name in sharpie, or any kind of permanent marker!

John: I got a mug from Urban Dictionary yesterday!
Jeff: Really? What does it say?
John: It says"John's Mug"
Jeff: Wait, how?

John: You just click the buy mug button next to the word ________'s Mug! Go ahead!

by Spam Blocker 2000 June 14, 2016

cum mug

A mug used to cum into or to store semen

Do you want to smell my cum mug

by Strangerman51 November 3, 2020

mugging for attention

Cuddling up to another in an attempt to sway their attention, usually while the other party is occupied or reluctant to respond. Inconsideratly making demands on another person's time.

My girlfriend/pet/kid is mugging for attention - bbl.

Jake can't get anything done because his (subject) is mugging him for attention every five minutes.

by tennfotographer December 1, 2006