life

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.

the aim of life is to stay alive until you die

by bunda September 23, 2012

Life

a living place where nothing is perfect. Everything don't turn your way but it will

"I hate myself."
"Thats life dude."

by Heyitmehh July 12, 2015

Life

A beautiful lie

People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.

by Katnipp June 4, 2014

Life

A painful thing that everyone must endure.

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - The Dread Pirate Roberts (the princess bride)

by Lilbrewdog December 17, 2010

life

a joke

Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(

by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014

Life

Something that can be easily fixed with the loop of a rope

"What are you doing dad"

"Just making life better"

by Bag-o-dicks February 9, 2017

Life

A joke.
A literal joke.

Need more in-depth detail?
Life is a joke, just like me. It's nothing, but our everything, which means that our everything is nothing and our nothing is our everything. Our hearts and brains are the source of it, which means they are the source of everything and the source of nothing. Composing life is other people, the Earth, and the many things that inhabit it. They compose our everything and our nothing, our sorrows and our joys. Humor, too. By this definition, life is basically a joke.

Yesh.

Thanks for coming to my complete rave and have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Mother? What is life?" The young boy asks.

"Simple, son. A joke."

by AquaDragon29 January 29, 2020