finals brain

When you stop functioning correctly because you have fried your brain trying to study for finals.

A: "Then I have to psychology for study."
B: "What?"
A: "I meant to say, I have to study for psychology. I just can't speak correctly."
B: "You just have finals brain."

by Hi_Mom April 27, 2017

Brain Free

Self Descriptive
Lack of brains

Brainless

1. If I wasn't brain free I'd be a rocket scientist.
2. Bro keep up all that drinking and you will be brain free.
3. I am using brain free as my excuse.
4. We know you're brain free but we still love you.
5. It's awesome. I am so brain free today. I smoked too much dank weed.
6. I could only stand one date with her because she was brain free.
7. Bro if you keep on doing all those beer bongs you'll be brain free.
8. You always lose in beer pong, no wonder why you are brain free.

by iamgrouchysmurf February 6, 2014

Fuzzy Brained

The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.

You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!

by Miss Agnes July 1, 2018

Dew brain

A condition of forgetfulness, irritability and lowered IQ, caused by an extreme addiction to Mountain Dew.

"Why is Robert such a stupid, forgetful asshole?"

"Just ignore him my dude, he's on that Dew brain."

by hypomonk September 30, 2018

brain shaming

To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.

Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.

Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.

by Hedge 1 March 2, 2019

pudding brain

Pudding Brain is the state that one gets into around Christmas time in the office. This implies that you are preparing for Christmas holidays and in no state to complete any actual work.

Pudding Brain can carry over at any time of year and can be used when you are in no frame of mind to be useful within your place of employment, usually on a Friday afternoon.

For example, "today I have pudding brain" which essentially translates to "I won't be doing anything helpful today because I am lazy."

by RsaHJSDFJKSDRHW April 21, 2017

slut brain

When your Dominant puts you so deep into subspace that all you can think about is the unyielding, intense desire to be fucked.

I love when my man puts his hands on me. He gives me such slut brain whenever I am around him!

by Vorsteher Agony May 7, 2021