Narcdar

Narc radar, the ability to somehow smell narcs.

Me: *doing some shit I’m not supposed to be doing.*
Me: *stops suddenly.*
Friend: “are you okay?”
Me: “yeah there’s a narc behind me.”

Friend: “oh you mean-“
Me: “shut the fuuuuuuck shhhhh don’t say her name, don’t make eye contact, if you say it three times in the mirror she’ll appear in your dreams and make you complete your competency checklist.”
Friend: “stop being ridiculous, she’s no narc.”
She: *walks over the admin.*
Admin: “so you’ve been watching him (friend), you have any more reports?”
She: “yeah it showed on that camera I put in his window that he was watching an R rated movie with his 16 year old brother. You have to be 17 to do that.”
Friend: “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!”
Me: “whatever I’m going home.”
Friend: “what’s wrong with you? Back me up!”
Me: “no way, you’re own fault that you didn’t listen to my narcdar.

by Sacredfart April 4, 2023

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Narcie

an online term for a narcissist (soulless), The only thing bigger than a narcie's ego is the void, a narcie will lovebomb you then do anything they can to boost their already inflated ego.

"Jesus christ Bob is such a narcie"
"fr didnt he fake trip over a stuffed giraffe for attention"
"YEA"

by Rocket 😼 April 27, 2023

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Narc Zuckerberg

Derogatory term for Facebook and other social media owned by Mark Zuckerberg under Meta for their disregard for privacy, particularly their willingness to turn over private information to law enforcement.

Person 1: “A woman was arrested for obtaining birth control.”
Person 2: “Ugh that sucks. How did she get caught?”
Person 1: “Facebook turned over private messages between her and her mother to the police.”
Person 2: “Fuck you Narc Zuckerberg!”

by Supercoolsome July 26, 2023

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