by chickenpotpi3 December 09, 2015
by Chester B Ataids July 03, 2009
Tru-Moo Jokes are bad jokes that never change. They can support cannibalism and other nasty topics. An example of one of their jokes is, "Why was the chicken doing jumping jacks? It wanted scrambled eggs."
Little Johnny was in the lunch line, he grabbed a TruMoo milk cartoon and read the joke, he didn't even laugh it made him even sadder in fact. The next day he looked at his cartoon and it was the same bloody joke. This went on and Johnny soon became depressed. This is because Tru-Moo Jokes are bad.
by daireks October 12, 2019
by trinafinbar January 22, 2007
A man or woman who is preoccupied with a woman's breasts, specifically licking or sucking them during sex.
by Brandon H. March 31, 2006
"He was hoping for a scholarship from a winning program, but the only offer he received was from Moo U."
by rivalryschmivalry September 10, 2010
by Ensiferous October 10, 2007