mongalicious

A particularly severe case of someone, or some people, being a mong.

OTF is downright mongalicious today.

by msteuk May 13, 2005

mongatard

a mixture of a mong and a retard
basicaly a complete idiot who is so stupid it hurts to think about it.
such activites carried out by a mongatard include:

-gouging ones own chin with a plastic fork durring an attempt to cause GBH to someone else...
-breaking everything that comes in contact with them, they're not allowed near nice or expensive things
-asking the cost of something in a 99p store...
-spitting gum out of their mouth whilst trying to blow a bubble with it...

"Hannah you skin boat!!! you such a freaking mongatard!!!"

by jenaroo December 9, 2008

mingsane

The exact word to describe the level of non sanity of Ming the Merciless from the Flash Gordon universe.

Why any hero would be named after an all purpose cleaner is beyond me.

After Ming was impaled on Flash's ship in the 1980s movie of the same name, as Flash.

Dale: You just impaled him with that spaceship!

Flash: Yeah, I know. I kick ass don't I?

Dale: That Ming was mad.

Flash: Yeah, you could say he was 'Mingsane'

Dale: Oh Flash, you're so funny.

Flash: I know. Shall we make out and laugh at Brian Blessed's pants?

Dale: Oh yes please, then I'd like to recieve your seed, on top of that spiky spinning platform thing where that dude's eyes popped out.

Flash: Yeah. I'm great aren't I? I play football.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009

The Mongan

The act of a father and son interlocking into an intense make-out session. Weather the relationship is gay or not, both members deeply enjoy the moment.

I walked into my homies room right when him and his dad were doing The Mongan!

by Sukkmadikk January 19, 2018

NGAA MONGA

It is a person that looks like a perfectly burned marshmallow with a sexy voice that can control a person's mind. A NGAA MONGA can rape as much as he like because he was a formal nazi captain, controlling the Jewish dogs that wondered around Germany. NGAA MONGA has the potential to rule the world due to his fucked up voice, marshmallow head and Asian looking eyes when he smiles.

NO WAY YOUR NGAA MONGA!
GET AWAY FROM HIM OR YOU WILL BE CONTROLLED

by dad hits me with palm leaves May 7, 2019

after mong

When someone has an autism attack and someone near you somehow got autism transferred into him and starts having an attack as well

Craig: (Gets an autism attack)

Tim: Jesus... CHILL OUT!!!!

Josh: (Gets an autism attack as well because of Craig)

Tim: You are such an after mong...

by BigWanker03 May 10, 2019

come the mong

Petulant, sulky, depressed. monging n. being under the influence of depressants or other drugs (especially for recreational use); idling, relaxing, or vegetating (especially due to drugs or alcohol or their after-effects); vegging out, chilling out, or chillaxing. Also, monged out, adj., feeling dulled, sluggish, or drugged. Related: chicken-in-the-basket, waps, smurfing, robotripping, English, United Kingdom, Drugs. Slang - used mainly in Australia and New Zealand - deer culling idiom

"Don't come the mong" - meaning "don't look all upset at me like that".

by wordengineer July 30, 2006