Midnight Snack

A sex act in which a man awakens a woman at midnight, only to surprise her by ejaculating all over her face.

My girl looked like she could use some extra protein so I blasted that bitch with that Midnight Snack.

by jMeech May 13, 2018

Midnight Snack

This occurs when your spouse wakes you up from sleeping, and you become their midnight snack. ;)

Dan, Midnight Snack

by Shavetherainbow July 12, 2012

Midnight Moose

Morning breath.
The story of the Midnight Moose is that it's a moose, who goes around at night taking dumps in people's mouths as they sleep. So when they wake up, they have bad breath.

Lastnight I was visted by the Morning Moose.

by dmeech February 4, 2005

Midnight Express

Attempting anal intercourse with your sleeping partner.

Note - This can performed at anytime of the day, but has more signifance when perfomed in the mignight hour.

Reference - Midnight Express (1978) - American college student sentenced to life in jail in Turkey for trying to smuggle Hashish. During his time in prison is repeatedly sodomized by jailers.

I tried to catch the Midnight Express, but got a slap across the face instead.

by Bruno Cosentino May 26, 2006

MidnightSon

a great person who never lies and is cool!

X MidnightSon X is the greatest man alive!

by MidnightSon February 23, 2005

Midnight Gardener

Person or Person Indulging in PLANT FOOD MMC MEOW MEOW attending an all night event

Midnight Gardener they was up all night on the plantfood

by d0tc0m May 13, 2010

Threat Level Midnight

May refer to the episode of the tv show The Office of the same name or the song by the band Neck Deep. In the case of The Office, it refers to a movie one of the main characters writes. In the Neck Deep song it is believed to reference that episode of The Office but is also belived to describe and urgent situation, in the song's case one involving a relationship or love.

"It was Threat Level Midnight once he found out about her."

by SloppyToppy May 24, 2016