Minge Gutsters

Trousers or jeans usually worn by middle aged women or sad freaks that come up above the belly button creating a large lump of fat that spreads from stomach to minge emphasising their 'minge gut'(see definition) or creating the appearance of one. Watch 80's music videos or browse the aisles of Marks and Spencers for examples.

Look at that freak in those minge gutsters!

Excuse me, I'm looking for a lovely pair of trousers for my daughter wedding, do you sell minge gutsters?

by Sarah July 09, 2004

Ming Hui

Musically talented, dances really well, cries easily and is sensitive. Likes to keep mini soft toys in her pencil case. Her friends are usually very sporty and cool and share same interests. Any boy she meets falls for her immediately just for her looks and her awesome personality. Shes a night person and is practically always online, horrible sleep schedule. Falls in love with boys with stereotypical names like Brendon, Lucas, Tom and Ryan.

“MING HUI IS SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING!!!”
“Not surprising at all”

“Have u seen that girl thats always escorted by two guys on the bus?”
“Thats definitely ming hui”

by Ben and Jerry’s ice cream March 01, 2021

Far Ming

A term used to target China with satire, a mock of Far Ming or a joke about rice.

Wesley is Far Ming Rice.

by Dirty Sick Ninja March 21, 2008

growl the minge

to perform oral sex on a female whilst making a vicious growling sound. often used as preperation before giving her the barracuda

i growled the minge last night, and she loved the barracuda

or

i would growl the minge on her, but i wouldnt brag about it

by dingsquash May 02, 2008

Minge

(n.) someone who is resented because of thier greed

(v.) to borrow or steal something unwantedly

Dan always minges my cigaretts.

my ps2 is missing andy did u minge it.

by Lefty Adams June 10, 2008

Minge Butt

like a head but, but with your minge instead of your head

Jane: Omg susie was so gettin on my back about james last night

Emma: Really? Omg I wish that bitch would go suck a chode. What did you do?

Jane: She wouldnt shut up, so I minge butted her.

by cdizzle978 August 10, 2008

minge block

a condition a stripper becomes subject to whilst performing a private dance.minge block makes the stripper forget her routine and stare into space,causing confusion and a floppy for the customer.unnsuccessful and imbarressing improvised dance is also an effect commonly seen due to minge block.

if you think you may be witnessing minge block you may notice the following: confusion. awkward silence. the thought that you just payed a tenner 4 this. improvised dances may include the lyndi hop, the charlston and the macerana.

by mitcheg January 12, 2006