Midnight Blast

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover Baja Blast from hours (or days) before.

I bought a new down blanket on Saturday so you know I had to have a Midnight Blast.

by MidnightBlaster August 7, 2017

Midnight Darkness

When 2 individuals defecate into each other’s anus’ repeatedly, mixing the feces and pushing it back and forth between them.

You last night Jessica and I totally did a Midnight Darkness, it was wild.

by TheFatCrayon May 18, 2022

midnight session

when you and your man talk until midnight

l: "🕛 midnight session"
d: "🕛🕛🕛"

by tu_luna July 20, 2018

Midnight Cake

When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.

"Tom went for some midnight cake last night - I heard his head is fucked up this morning!"

by ThePezident May 12, 2014

saturday at midnight

a phrase used by a person who is going to commit suicide in the near future.

henry letham said he’d do it Saturday. Saturday at midnight

by henry letham May 28, 2023

midnight boner

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.

sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

by NMFTB January 22, 2014

Midnight Spaghetti

Any full meal made by or for friends after midnight. The meal is too big to be considered a midnight snack, while also occurring too late in the day to be considered dinner.

Hey bro, want to come over after work for midnight spaghetti?

by Word lane May 21, 2023