microwaved

Uncooked, wont cook, never cooks.

Micheal is microwaved bruv

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024

Microwave Owl

An owl that went through a microwave. (What do you think?)

that microwave owl went through the microwave!

crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TheWorstDefiner April 28, 2024

microjave

a pretty sigma music group consisting of two handsome individuals who around friends and make music of the sub genre "meme rap"

"yo dude did you hear that new microjave song?"
"yeah it was so skibidi i love plants vs penis"

by KevinGRizzler May 3, 2024

Microwave Power Plants

Beaming energy like a sci-fi Wi-Fi router from hell. These systems generate electricity (likely from solar in space or ground-based fusion) and convert it into a focused beam of microwaves. This beam is transmitted wirelessly over long distances—for example, from a solar satellite in orbit to a receiving rectenna (rectifying antenna) on Earth—where it's converted back into grid electricity. It's the solution for powering remote bases, disaster zones, or entire cities without cables, but the idea of firing megawatt microwave beams through the atmosphere makes people understandably nervous.

*Example: "The moon base gets its power from microwave power plants—solar arrays on the lunar equator beam it up as microwaves to satellites, which then beam it down to our outpost at the pole. Just don't walk through the receiving zone without your protective suit unless you fancy being cooked from the inside."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Microwave Igniter

A device that uses microwave radiation to initiate reactions, essentially a super-powered version of the magnetron in your microwave oven, but aimed at something other than leftover pizza. Microwave igniters work by exciting molecules until they reach ignition temperature, which is great for starting combustion in engines, initiating chemical reactions, or, theoretically, cooking a turkey from the inside out in seconds (please don't try this). In automotive applications, microwave igniters promise more complete combustion and better efficiency than spark plugs. In practice, they're expensive, complex, and still trying to prove they're better than the century-old technology they're trying to replace.

*Example: "He retrofitted his car with a microwave igniter system, hoping for 50 miles per gallon. What he got was intermittent check-engine lights, confused mechanics, and the ability to heat his lunch by idling next to it. The car got 32 miles per gallon, same as before. Microwave ignition had failed to revolutionize transportation, but it did make great leftovers."*

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz

Microterrorist is well, a microterrorist.
Kacchussy is uh..... the fandom term for a certain part of Katsuki Bakugo from My Hero Academia.

Dih fiddler means a person who touches other people's...penises, usualy penises.

L rizz means negative rizz no charisma

So it basically means "You don't get the girl" but the more literal translation is "You are a perverted terrorist that commits felonies and no one wants to sleep with you."

Person A: "See that chick over there? She'd look better on my cock."
Person B: ***"microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz"***
Person A: "...never mind."

by [redacted fool is here] March 5, 2026

microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz

microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz
Means "You don't get the girl" but the more literal meaning is "Haha perverted terrorist who touches vaginas and cocks, you will never get laid"

Person A: "See that chick over there? She'd look better on my cock :)"
Person B: "microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz"
Person A: "...nevermind..."

by [redacted fool is here] March 5, 2026