young metro

A slang term for the law enforcement. (police)

If young metro don't trust you, they're gonna shoot you!

by Yeetmoneysniper July 15, 2016

young metro

The dude you want to be trusted by

If young metro don't trust you ima shoot you.

by 999999999999oooo9999999 July 24, 2016

young metro

If he doesn't trust you, someone's going to shoot you.

Future: "Does Young Metro trust you?"

Drake: "No"

Future: *pops a cap in his ass* "If Young Metro don't trust you I'm gon shoot you"

by aswami August 13, 2016

Metro-Coyote

Nomadic beast known to inhabit 5 star hotels in major cities . Formerly thought to have been nocturnal , latest studies have found this beast functions without sleep . Diet consists mainly of alcohol and caffeine . Has been known to prey on the female of the species under special circumstances . Individuals in the current study are said to closely resemble MB however their howling does not resemble his crooning . Ongoing research is required .

Sightings of Metro-Coyote in the morning is rare.

by Chairman’s FW 🥕🦊 June 1, 2019

young metro

If Young Metro trusts you, your safe, in the hood, and Chicago
If he doesn't, run bitch, run

Thug 1: yo, Young Metro doesn't trust him
Thug 2: let's go fuck him up

Ex.2
*a member of another hood is walking through your hood*
Thug 1: Yo, my brotha' lets go jump his ass
Thug 2: Na fam, we can't Young Metro trusts his ass

by Custy Commisso June 21, 2016

metro orgy

A metro orgy is simply a wild and crazy private sex orgy party somewhere in a concealed part of a liberal city - instigated by a few mentally ill, and hermaphrodites, and criminals, and homosexuals, and inter-racial sex mongers, so that 'they' can raise money to fund a big international caper to heist a ocean liner ship, or high jack a transatlantic plane, or rob a long distance train transporting either precious metals, gold bullion, or jewelry. Metro-Orgies are often infiltrated by Scotland Yard for 'fun' using the excuse to ID 'jewel' or 'diamond' thieves and 'burglary' like criminals. "The 'Metro-Orgy ' in Las Vegas, NV last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."

"The 'metro orgy ' last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."

by IJohn4v8 September 20, 2016

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013