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take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business
Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.
by wacokid September 26, 2010
mugGet the have a meeting with the governormug.

red meets white

mate with anna, there was a bit of red meets white
by irn bru789 March 21, 2011
mugGet the red meets whitemug.

Stand up meeting

A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.

Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.
"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."
by DevoutOccamist March 28, 2017
mugGet the Stand up meetingmug.

The One They Want To Meet

“I’m the one they want to meet, Pop Smoke!” “They know I’m gone bring the heat, Pop Smoke.”
by Justgotlolledon September 7, 2020
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Meet n’ Skeet

A random hook up for a quick down and dirty session to bust a nut.
There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
mugGet the Meet n’ Skeetmug.

Swap meet feet

Swap meet feet is:
When someone has crusty feet with beat up toe nails, they are white, dirty and dry.
They need a serious pedicure and a fair bit of lotion to just possibly fix the problem. In bad case a doctor may have to step in with medication to heal the cracks and crust in and on the foot with salves and such. Mostly happens with sandels or other open toed shoes...
Anyone can get it but mostly trashy people do.
Oh man she is Sooo super hot, but did you see her feet? ...She had a hammer toe and swap meet feet from waaay back.

In fact I actually threw up just a little bit thinking about sucking on her toes... IS that weird?
by -cM January 21, 2009
mugGet the Swap meet feetmug.

meet me in the bathroom

Phrase used by inmates mostly in juvenile type facilities, such as detentions and other types of kid prisons. One inmate says this to another when he/she wants to fight the person they are saying it to. The bathroom is a place where staff cannot see the fight take place, so no one gets in trouble.

Outside of lockup, many people still use this phrase as a joke, upon disagreement.
What are you talking about? That band rocks! Meet me in the bathroom !
by Kevin Fusco June 11, 2006
mugGet the meet me in the bathroommug.

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