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Mario Party
1.) Total and completely unadulterated bullshit.
2.) An elaborate mechanism by which one can spend over an hour essentially flipping a coin.
2.) An elaborate mechanism by which one can spend over an hour essentially flipping a coin.
1. )"I was playing some Mario Party with my friends last night. I was winning by like 10 stars and in the last 5 turns I went from 1st place to last. Also, my friend won the fucking lottery and got 100 coins for no good fucking reason. The game is total bullshit."
2.) "Wow wtf I totally just wasted an hour and a half playing a game that ends with no correlation to my input."
2.) "Wow wtf I totally just wasted an hour and a half playing a game that ends with no correlation to my input."
Mario Party by IMMARAGIN February 4, 2009
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Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation
When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.
After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.
Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation by The Jax May 20, 2007
Mario Kans
"Mario Kans" is the term to describe playing the hit game "Mario Kart" (for any of the nintendo entertainment systems) whilst under the influence of alcohol. The "Kans" part of the phrase is a portmanteau of the two words "Kart" and "Cans". The game was originally founded whilst drinking Tennents Lager hence the "Cans" portion of the word because this beverage is usually drank from 440 ml aluminium cans.
"We're mario kannin' it tonight"
"Thomp, you suck at mario kans"
"Jamie, you're a rat when you play mario kans"
"Thomp, you suck at mario kans"
"Jamie, you're a rat when you play mario kans"
Mario Kans by Rat-Tax January 14, 2008
Mario Muscle
The muscle you acquire from gaming,
it is the muscle that forms when you clench your fist with your thumb in between your fingers, the muscle rises in between your pointer finger knuckle and your thumb knuckle.
it is the muscle that forms when you clench your fist with your thumb in between your fingers, the muscle rises in between your pointer finger knuckle and your thumb knuckle.
Mario Muscle by Brad S. February 7, 2005
Mario-verse
The universe which Mario created in his image. Perfect in all ways, being superior in every manner regarding our own universe.
Matt: Yeah so i went to the Mario-verse the other day.
T.J.: That's rad man.
T.J.: Yeah so i made sexy-time in the Mario-verse the other day with Peach.
Brad: That's totally rad man.
T.J.: That's rad man.
T.J.: Yeah so i made sexy-time in the Mario-verse the other day with Peach.
Brad: That's totally rad man.
Mario-verse by UR MR GAY December 1, 2009