Mario Daddy

A mario daddy is a mario that spoils you with money, clothes and makes you one blinged up suga mama.

Get yourself one

Hey, Mario Daddy where’s my money?

by Sam jen April 14, 2021

juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

Kevin Mario

Kevin Mario is a hot babe and has a twin called melvin and everyone loves him and his boys adam and anesu

Kevin is meant to have a big dick but unfortunaty he was born with a 1 incher

Is that THE Kevin Mario
Ofc and im with ma boy mahmoud bata
i love bata
same
wanna kiss
ok bata
*makes out with bate*

by kwaramba February 20, 2022

Dr. Mario

A puzzle game named after Mario Nakazawa.

Dr. Mario is my favorite game ever!

by Gaga2015 December 18, 2021

Mario Party

When you invite someone to play the game but what you really mean is you have some plumbing to do and will clean her pipes.

Oh let us meet for a Mario Party, your puss needs to get some pipe.

by CjCoplin June 3, 2022

Reeve Mario

A Stupid Spongebob looking ahh mofo

hey, you see that reeve mario. i hate him

by sourcreamman November 15, 2022

Garth Mario

Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku

Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems

Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku

by NoOneLovesMe52 December 24, 2019