Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023

maple fever

Being attracted to Anyone born, and currently living, in Canada.

"Did you hear about Bill's trip to Vancouver? Now he totally has The Maple Fever."

by SpellacyGuy January 2, 2016

Maple Tree

The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.

“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”

by Tarqs August 22, 2024

maple syrup

the weird sticky stuff in Canada that makes your mom cry like when your dad left

pass me that maple syrup

i am in need of that maple syrup because i found out im adopted
-Theo's brother

by your moms boyfriends sidechick March 4, 2022

Maple Unit

It is what you call a Canadian Dollar since Maple and Maple Syrup is associated with Canada.

Plural: Maple Units

Stranger: "How much does a hundred dollar equal to a Canadian dollar?"
Me: "About 136 Maple Units."

by Nomadic Meow November 25, 2023

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy May 13, 2018

Maple Mexican

1. Any resident of Canada, especially Indian-Canadians.
2. Canadians who frequently travel between the U.S-Canada Border.

James: Hey Mark what is that long-haired brownie doing in Montana?

Mark: One of those f*cking Maple Mexicans coming across the border.

by RosemaryTulip355 May 24, 2025