Madalena Slide Tackle

A two-footed, studs-up slide tackle on your own teammate that results in an injury to the lower leg.

Lad broke his leg because of a Madalena Slide Tackle.

by ThereIsOnlyOneLadsFC December 7, 2017

madame guillotine

A name given to large, razor-like blade that was used to execute people in a quick and "painless" fashion. The French became obsessed with it, especially during the late 18th century and early 19th century, when the French Revolution was at its peak. Two of the most famous people executed by use of this machine were King Louis XVI and his wife, the famous (or infamous) Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France. Many thousands more were murdered this way. The mechanism is released via rope and falls under its weight, severing the head from the body underneath it. The death is supposed to painless, but there was some evidence that the machine wasn't always effective and some even believe that a few heads survived for 10 or 15 seconds after decapitation. The last person who met with Madame Guillotine did so on September 10th, 1977.

The Queen has been charged with treason, incest and depleting the royal funds. She is sentenced to death, the same way her husband was executed, via a visit with Madame Guillotine

by GG Allin October 8, 2020

Madame Haider

Considered a sex symbol in many parts of france and the middle east, she looks 18,she often gets mistaken for 16, she has a sicilian driver and sardinian bodyguard. Italian have been at service for her family for 7 generations.

Go with the diamonds, they’re so Madame Haider

by nerdjisse March 15, 2021

Male Madame

male prostitute pimp as depicted in
"Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigolo"

"Now I will become your Male Madame and you are my man whore!"

by Daniel November 29, 2003

mandate

A social party with men and/or male-related activities. Although some people propose that it be only an all-male gathering, some ManDates do include women, and the ManDate just signifies the partaking of male-oriented activites.

"Hey, let's go play some football with the dudes."
"All right, it's a ManDate!"

"Can we come?"
"No girls allowed, it's a ManDate."

"Hey, bring your girlfriend for the Superbowl party next weekend."
"Is there beer?"
"Yup, it's a ManDate, dude!"

by thericwu January 30, 2008

manday

The day that replaced monday because the manly man took it over. It is the most manly day of the week. The day is full of testosterone. It is not the day for the wimpy man.

Jimmy: What is today

Bob: Today is manday

Jimmy:I thought it was monday

Bob: No bitch today is manday the most manly day of the funkin year pussy.

Jimmy: You scare me

by publo lopez Aka midget dick October 16, 2008

Mandah

Pure Awesomeness,
if you dissagree with this legend
you will die,
or perhaps catch HIV or some deadly disease.

"Getcha mandah on"

"no..

WHOAH I FEEL LIKE HIV"

by LegendaryKid July 27, 2009