Mozart in D Major

A Donkey Punch followed by a double ear slap, leaving the victim temporarily deaf

Last night, I gave Maria a Mozart in D Major while yelling 'Get Some!' I think that might have been my best symphony to date.

by ddavis86 August 16, 2010

Major Bag Alert

Male donkey who can’t twirl his hair and blush.

“blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”

by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023

Major Stoner Head

When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.

How much did you smoke last night?

Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.

Jesus Christ, bro.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

G Major 4

A Effect that replaces the white colors with the black colors with the pitches 0 and +5

G Major 4 is made by using gradient map.

by mp2278 October 12, 2023

Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018

Major Bucket Eater

The term used to describe a man who sleeps around, a man who has toxic habits in a relationship, or a man afraid of commitment. In worst bucket eater, it’s all three.

Grace deserves so much better, Cameron is such a Major Bucket Eater.

by Madpad April 16, 2022

Major Succ Boi

A professional way of calling someone gay

Man you is a major succ boi

by Dilmun October 16, 2017