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Richard Madeley 

When something in everyday life is excruciatingly annoying or idiotic.
Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley

I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley

When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley

People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys
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Pulling a Madeline 

Shoving something up your ass until it bleeds
I’m really bored in math, I think I’m gonna pull a Madeline on this super-sharp pencil.

Pulling a Madeline really hurts
Pulling a Madeline by 69tatusyu87 November 16, 2021