Mozart in D Major

A Donkey Punch followed by a double ear slap, leaving the victim temporarily deaf

Last night, I gave Maria a Mozart in D Major while yelling 'Get Some!' I think that might have been my best symphony to date.

by ddavis86 August 16, 2010

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Minor/Major league

Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.

In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex

Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex

Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night

Bruh no way; minor/major league??

Just minor league, we're taking it slow

I get that fam.

by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017

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Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018

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Major Bucket Eater

The term used to describe a man who sleeps around, a man who has toxic habits in a relationship, or a man afraid of commitment. In worst bucket eater, it’s all three.

Grace deserves so much better, Cameron is such a Major Bucket Eater.

by Madpad April 16, 2022

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